And God Created Women
Women: Man's Helpmate
Since the beginning of time, men have been susceptible to the simple smile of a beautiful woman.
I did a bit of research on why men can be such idiots…and this is what I discovered.
First, God created Women as a helpmate for man. Then, he provided man with two major organs:
The Brain And The Sex Organ
Brains & Great Pleasure
Now the brain was designed to help man think logically, be creative, and be able to design and build marvelous things.Now the function of the Sex Organ was to continue the human race and as a side, provide hours of great pleasure.
What could go wrong with that?
God The Jokester
Now God, being the jokester that he is, only supplied enough blood in a man's body to allow ONE of those organs to function at a time….Creating trouble in Paradise!
And now you know why man Can't Help Themselves From Being Idiots
How To Please A Women Love her
Die For her
Take her to dinner
Miss the game for her
Stop going out with the guys
Buy her jewelry
Be interested in what she has to say
Do NOT disagree with her
Do NOT try and win an argument with her
How To Please A ManShow Up Naked
Bring Beer
Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.
How To Win An Argument
With A Woman
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There are several theories about how to win an argument with a woman. None Of Them Work - Futhermore
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50.
None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
Wallet vs Purse
A man uses a wallet for his ID & money.
The average number of items in the typical woman's purse varies from 50 to 261 items.
A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
Just A Fact
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife